I was prowling around for a bit of juicy cheese and ran over by Susie's place. As usual, that piratical cat in her title graphic started chasing after me. I defty darted into the first hole I found. I ran smack dab into a really foul smelling hunk of something when I came out on the other side of the wall onto Roxanne rant(lightning bolt)rave(halo). I should have expected something of this ilk, however, from someone who sells advertisements for the Weekly World News some alternative newsweekly.