Beyond the Black Hole

I guess it beats scratching yourself

Like any good dog, I love it when men and women are outside running, jumping, and throwing things. I am ready for the start of the Olympics. According to The Brains Trust, this will be a more historic event than those previous gatherings of the World's best athletes.

Races will now be kicked off with the traditional starting catapult and timed using the "ancient and venerable Athenian sundial." Derox Gaddapoulous, Olympic Supremo, explained the complex procedure that will be used to measure the competitors' times. "Through careful study of the sun and the use of the advanced abacus we are confident that we can measure an athlete's time down to the nearest day. You see if we can't."

Of course, I was really hoping they were going to have dogs competing to catch Frisbees in this one. I guess they will likely launch a private space ship into space before that occurs.

It is so very rough to have to live a dog's life, you know. Eat, sleep, chase your tail, sniff some other dog's butt, eat some more, sleep some more. Oh the stress of it all. There are some days I just wish I could die and come back as a cat.

Oh well, I guess I will have to lick whinger's face for giving me the link to the Olympic story and Ted's face for the rocket link.

Posted by Bill Bulldog at April 10, 2004 08:33 PM