Beyond the Black Hole

It was a pretty day

It was a pretty day today and I was out in the field. I met a friend of mine, Speedy Gonzales, on his way to feast on a plate of mostly uneaten cheese nachos that had fallen out of the dumpster behind El Chicos. I, of course, eagerly joined him in such dining adventure. While we enjoying the lovely repast, Speedy told me the following joke. Bird Brain has suggested that I should not post it, because there are some who might find the stereotypes offensive. Speedy thought it was hilarious, so that is good enough for me. However, if you do find this offensive and feel the need to throw things, I am still partial to cheese.

Border Patrol

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says, "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."

The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"

The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself--I'm going to make it hard for him--and says, "OK, I'll let you stay if you can use three English words in a sentence."

The Mexican man of course agrees.

The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The three words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in one sentence."

The Mexican man thinks really hard for about two minutes, then says, "Hmmm, OK. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green--I Pink it up, and sez Yellow?"