Beyond the Black Hole

Just a little something for the Mothers out there

Let me lead in before I share this delightful piece I found to let you all know that I am not a mother, nor will I ever be. You see, our noble nameless benefactor had me fixed. From my understanding, he also had Bill Bulldog fixed. I am not sure if old Bird Brain is fixed. Now I am pretty sure that pesky Mr Mouse is not fixed, but I am working on fixing him, fixing him good! Just let me get my claws on that squeaking little pest ... but let us get back to what I was trying to do .. for you mothers, Happy Mother's Day

MOTHERS DAY FOR BEARS ??

In my next life, I wanna be a female bear.

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. And I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...I wanna be a bear.