May 08, 2004

Arrrgh, it be cold in here and I be bleeding?

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Mr Mouse's Lurgy
Cause:lack of absinthe
Symptoms:talking like a pirate, sudden puncture wounds, temperature sensitivity
Cure:cryogenic freezing until science catches up
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:
Aye, mateys, we knows what happens to a wee mousie what eats genetically-modified cheese, don't we?

If'n it be not too late for this ol' swabbie, mighten a few more visits to that lassie, Ith, be a aidin' me cause?

Posted by Mr Mouse at May 8, 2004 05:37 PM

atomic kitten cat electronic kitten cat in the cradle fat cat wild cat cat supply cat tag cat t shirt siamese cat stevens tonkinese kitten cat scratching post stray cat maine coon cat cat suit cat name kitten for sale cat cat kitten magazine

Posted by: premium cat food at October 14, 2005 11:52 PM
Post a comment

Remember personal info?