Beyond the Black Hole

Walk a mile on my paws, Bud!

Steven Taylor had the audacity to ask:

Do dogs embody the maxim "ignorance is bliss" or what?

I mean, I know that we dogs are able to display composure under most circumstances, but we are not ignorant, nor is our existence blissful. I mean, you have no idea how stressful it is just wondering on a daily basis if your butt smells good enough to wander the neighborhood. That does not even take into account all the trauma one goes through when one forgets where one buried that bone one was saving for a sunny day. I could go on and on, but now I am beginning to get a headache.

Posted by Bill Bulldog at May 14, 2004 12:01 PM