July 27, 2004

The Invasion has been completed

Kneel before me, puny Earthlings! I am Zongo the Ruthless, Conquerer of Hapless Worlds! I have already crushed your puny mouse warriors, vanquished the poorly trained attacking cats, eviserated and dined upon the flying fowl who valiantly swarmed about me. I am coming for you . . . as soon as I return from quelling yet another rebellion on Krypton. That rabble-rousing Jor-El is quickly becoming a real pain in the butt. If he doesn't watch it, I will blow his planet to bits, right before his very eyes.

You are forthwith and verily commanded to watch this space until further order.

Posted by Zongo the Ruthless at July 27, 2004 09:59 AM

I, Flossie Flamingo, shall come and nest on your breathing apparatus, and, in a fit of flatulence, shall end your reign of terror. There is nothing more fatal than flamingo farts.

Posted by: Flossie Flamingo at July 27, 2004 10:08 AM

GASP! Will no one save us?

Posted by: david at July 30, 2004 06:09 PM
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