August 09, 2004

Posting from somewhere beyond Pluto

I know none of you silly soon-to-be-zapped to crap earthlings give a shit about anything I have to say, but just for your information, you do have time to kiss your ass good-bye right at the moment as I am busy being the guest speaker at The Universal Convention of Planet Conquerors tonight. I had to leave yesterday before I had time to inform everyone of my plans just to get here in time for the last evening's banquet. I had forgotten that I had agreed to take Ming the Merciless' place this year at the speaker's podium. Thankfully, his assistant called me to remind me about the forecast of an imminent attack from Flash Gordon was coming his way.

Now that you all know my current position, you can see that you have a bit of a head start now, right? Do your very best to conceal yourselves, because when I get back, we are going to have a great time playing Hide 'n Seek. Olly, Olly zap the guy hiding behind that tree.

Posted by Zongo the Ruthless at August 9, 2004 06:55 PM

Hey - do you have a cool theme song, like Flash Gordon did in his movie?

Posted by: david at August 9, 2004 07:39 PM

Yeah, it goes something like dum - dum - dum - dummmmmmmm! After that, you have done been zapped!

Posted by: Zongo the Ruthless at August 9, 2004 10:02 PM

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