I am sorry that I have failed to keep my loyal minions apprised of my latest conquering activities, but it appears that the device I use to input my feeble scrawls into the electronic brain of this transmission device has mysteriously disappeared. Its prior location is scattered with tiny paw prints. I suspect sabotage. I regret the brevity of this report, but I find pressing on the keyboard keys with the tips of my tentacles to be physically uncomfortable.
Posted by Zongo the Ruthless at August 22, 2004 09:12 PMYou are no commander, you are a threat to the mission! Your methods are stupid, your intelligence is stupid, your progress has been STUPID! For the sake of the mission, you must be terminated!
Posted by: Gir at August 22, 2004 10:53 PMWhat's the matter, Zongo, afraid of a little WATER? Go join your sister, the Wicked Witch of the West.
When you get to the theorhetical location of assumed eternal punishment, tell them a blue bunny sent you.
Paws forever!
RB