May 01, 2004

As if these stories ever really have a happy ending

It seems that the stupid microchip some lady had implanted into a friend of a friend of mine has come back to haunt her. Yes, from the way I heard the story, my friend's friend escaped from this fiendish woman several years ago and moved all the way to the other side of the country just to get as far away as possible. As luck would have it, the unlucky cat fell asleep in the wrong place and was caught by the local animal control Gestapos, and, after being humiliated, searched and given a non-consensual physical, the microchip was found. Now the poor cat is going to be personally confronted by the one person she had hoped never to see: Ellen DeGeneres. Read the whole sordid story yourself.

Posted by Miss Kitty at May 1, 2004 04:07 PM
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