Beyond the Black Hole

Who's on first?

I listened to the most ridiculous conversation between these two men. One said something about the names of the baseball team, like it would not be written on the back of their jersey or something, and this second guy kept asking who was on first while seemingly having no understanding of what the other guy was saying. The whole fiasco was being broadcast on a planet-wide basis from some antenna in that strange looking city on the east coast of what some call North America. The name of the city escapes me, but it seems that I recall the owner's name was something Turner. The level of intelligence on this planet never ceases to amuse me. That there are those among your pitiful species that actually imagine they have any intelligence above the level of some jungle primate is almost amazing to the n^th degree. If I didn't have my lower left arm in a sling due to an injury I received in yesterday's handball match against King Kong, I would have already conquered this backward planet. That guy has one of the nastiest serves in the universe for a little guy.