Beyond the Black Hole

What doesn't kill you can still make you look stupid

As it is my mission to take over this planet, I really do not feel it is my place to warn any of you current denizens about anything harmful coming you way, but this is really important. Take your thumb out of your butt and listen up! Better yet, pass this warning along to everyone you possible know!

If some guy in a green uniform and a Mountie hat knocks on your front door announcing some research they are conducting on the spread of deer ticks, and asking that you to take off your clothes and dance around so that you can be inspected for signs of deer tick infection, DO NOT DO IT! This is a SCAM! They only want to see you naked.

I only wish that someone had taken the time to warn me. My embarrassment at the fiasco almost left me with the feeling that I was unworthy of being the conqueror of this planet.