A reader had the audacity to ask me why I happened to choose this certain blog to commandeer so as to brag about my exploits as I move around in order to conquer this backward world. Well, of course, I used my handy dandy ray gun and zapped the crap out of the little bastard for disturbing my nap in asking that question, and for those of you who might be wondering, yes, I do sleep with my eyes open, so don't assume I am awake just because I am looking at you -- people get the crap zapped out of them for making such mistake, but let us get back to the issue. Although the questioner is no longer around to benefit from my answering of his question, I will do so for the benefit of those whom I have yet to zap the crap out of with my handy dandy ray gun. I chose this particular blog because it was so aptly named that it provided the location from whence I came. Now, please step forward in single file so that I may commence zapping the crap out of you.
Posted by Zongo the Ruthless at August 5, 2004 04:28 PM