It seems there is a documentary dealing with a couple of different species who previously tried but failed in their attempts to conquer your planet that is supposedly going to be exhibited at many different sites tomorrow. I advise you not to run right out to watch such, because everything you see will not be as bad as what you will see when I come around to visit you with my fully charged ray gun. I would really hate for too many of you to get the wrong impression.
Posted by Zongo the Ruthless at August 12, 2004 07:27 PMSorry, the only reason we can't see it is because we're flat frickin' broke! ;-)
But I'll still be properly afraid whenever you invade, I promise! ;-)
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at August 12, 2004 07:30 PMPoorly made or not, I think we have been sufficiently tutored in extraterrestrial blood sports. Humans rock!
Posted by: Jeremiah at August 18, 2004 03:23 PMHumans rock provided that you hit them hard enough in the side of the head with a sizeably large one. ;)
Posted by: Zongo the Ruthless at August 18, 2004 05:47 PM