August 15, 2004

A contest that ought to be more fun than peeing on yourself

Well, I tried the idea that James gave me, but I didn't get a single picture. That's OK really, though, as I was not all that crazy about keeping up with who got zapped on the last round anyway. So, we are still working on a hit and miss system . . . well, or, we will be on such as soon as puny humans get tired of lining up for me to zap each morning. Surely some of the members of your race are smart enough to at least attempt to fight back. I was so hopeful that all the research I did on your species was worth it and I would find it was going to be exciting to see what kind of defenses you come up with to keep me from zapping you into extinction.

Oh, I forgot to tell you the contest. As I am almost sure none of you know exactly what I look like, as any who have seen me have been already disintegrated, I think it would be fun to see how everyone believes I look like. Drawn or photoshopped or any other method you can think of is within the rules. I really expect that none of you kind is creative enough to come up with anything, so it will likely be the purpose of this contest to see if anyone has guts enough to pony up to the bar.

Posted by Zongo the Ruthless at August 15, 2004 10:15 PM

Youthful, yet angry?

Posted by: Gir at August 16, 2004 04:20 PM

You are nothing if not a gutsy bit of a zapping material, but I am afraid that your entry is more likely to actually pee on himself than to be what I look like.

Posted by: Zongo the Ruthless at August 16, 2004 10:17 PM


Posted by: Gir at August 17, 2004 04:48 PM

Again, my loyal minion, you have diligently sought my approval, but yet, have not located an example of my pristine and regal likeness or anything near enough to my appearance to warrant more than this brief comment. You have accomplished more than I believed was within the capabilities of you species, however, so feel free to pat yourself on the back for your efforts.

Posted by: Zongo the Ruthless at August 18, 2004 05:09 PM

Yay! Taco ray-gun zaps for everyone...My treat!

Posted by: Gir at August 18, 2004 06:22 PM
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