September 07, 2004

Our technology is easily sufficient, you see

I have discovered that there are those on your world, namely one Mr Mouse, assuming a grant of right to exercise authority in my absence due to my tolerance in not erasing them all. Do not think that I cannot observe all activity on this communication system or my ability to access the controls of such from my current remote location. Al Gore is actually one of us, and he invented your Internet. We have been observing your activity through such communication system since its origins. Do not assume authority which has not been granted!

Posted by Zongo the Ruthless at September 7, 2004 10:57 PM

You'd think that someone as stuck on themselves and as Ruthless as Zongo appears to be would be better suited to take over the world.

Actually, since there's no fate worse to an egomanic than oblivion, I guess this will be the last time I visit this pathetic excuse.

A word from the wise, to lactose intolerant Zongo: We know where you are, and we have more milk, yogurt, cheese, and ice cream with your name on them. You'll only wish you had the Wormerblitz Custard Mite of Glut* to help you out when the custard begins to flow over your trembling tentacles.

(* Those who used to watch the BBC Cartoon, "Dangermouse" will understand.)

Posted by: SilverBlue at September 9, 2004 03:16 PM

What you seek to desert this planet after having besmirched the name of your ruthless conqueror? What is this yogurt of which you speak? Are there puny creatures with wiggling noses and long tails capable of consuming mass quantities of such substance? Are there any who might be looking for suitable quartering, as well?

Posted by: Zongo the Ruthless at September 9, 2004 03:30 PM
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