September 17, 2004

Badder than Predator, my ass!

A constituent phoned to the Guhvenah's Office with a complaint about a Predator-type alien holed up in a house in Buhbank. I try to be a hands on Guhvenah and hahving extensive experience in such situations, I thought it might be fun to take on this job myself. I ahwived to find a lahge slimy lump of Jello with ahms cowering in the cahner as a ahmy of small mice mahched fowahd holding out offerings of cheese. I would swear that the alien wahs crying like a baby. Afraid of mice, and they call me a gurly man.

Citizens of Buhbank, allow me to be the first to inform you that the slimy lump of jello has been turned over to the proper authorities. The Office of Homeland Security said they would put the culprit on the next bus to Tijuana.

I was pleased to hahve rectified this problem so quickly, as I have a meeting with my good friend, George W. Bush. I have been wanting to share my plan for insuring his reelection: Have the FBI ahrest all registered Democrats as suspected terrorists and ship them off to the Guantanamo Bay terrorist holding fahcility.

Posted by Ahnold the Gurly Man at September 17, 2004 06:32 PM

Phuck you!


Posted by: The Moose at September 18, 2004 01:14 PM

Is this the blob? it creeps it crawls it eats you alive aaaaiiiieeeee wow where did those meeses come from?

Posted by: storm bird at September 18, 2004 10:08 PM

It's a trap!

Posted by: david at September 19, 2004 03:22 AM
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